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- Vai esat gatavi, bērni?

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bērni:
Jā, jā, kaptein!

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- Es tevi nedzirdu.

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bērni:
Jā, jā, kaptein!

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- ♪ Ak... ♪

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♪ Kas dzīvo ananāsā
zem jūras? ♪

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bērni:
Sūklis Bobs Kvadrātbikses!

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- ♪ Absorbējošs un dzeltens
un porains viņš ir ♪

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bērni:
Sūklis Bobs Kvadrātbikses!

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- ♪ Ja jūras muļķības
esi kaut kas tāds, ko vēlies ♪

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bērni:
Sūklis Bobs Kvadrātbikses!

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- ♪ Tad nometiet uz klāja
un krīt kā zivs ♪

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bērni: Sūklis Bobs Kvadrātbikses!
- Gatavs?

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visi:
Sūklis Bobs Kvadrātbikses!

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Sūklis Bobs Kvadrātbikses!

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Sūklis Bobs Kvadrātbikses!

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- Sūklis Bobs

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Kvadrātbikses!

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[smejas]

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[flautas spēles]

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[viļņi traucas]

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[viegla džeza mūzika]

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♪ ♪

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- Ak, lēdija Upturna!

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Vienmēr prieks
vai esat atpakaļ mūsu galerijā.

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– Man ir garlaicīgi māksla
manās mājās.

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Kas tev tas ir
jauns un interesants?

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[nošņauc] Iks.

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- Ak, es-es taupīju
mūsu jaunākie un labākie

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gabali tieši jums.

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Šis darbs ir viens no
mūsu topošie mākslinieki.

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- Blē.

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Kur viņi parādījās
no, zem akmens?

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- Ak, kā tu zināji?

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- Lady Upturn,
Man ir ļoti, ļoti žēl.

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Man nekad nevajadzēja
parādīja tev to stulbu.

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Nekad nebaidieties.

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Šis nākamais darbs ir
garantēti satrauks.

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[riteņi čīkst]

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Bikini apakšas
vadošā deju grupa

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ir izveidojis
tik jauns priekšnesums,

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pat viņi to nedara
vēl zināt, kas tas ir.

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[aplaudē]

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[skan disonējoša džeza mūzika]

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♪

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- Žāvas.

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Pārvietojas laikā uz
mūzika diez vai ir jauna.

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Tas neko nedod
man arī.

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- Ak, noteikti ir
kaut kas šeit jums patiks.

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- Nē, es baidos, ka nē.

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Regigilēts!

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Man vajag pastaigāties, lai iztīrītu prātu.

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Nes mani.
- Ļoti labi, kundze.

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[ņurdēšana]

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- Ak, es esmu izgāzies.

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Ak.

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[mierīga mūzika]

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- Čau!
[smejas]

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- [dziļi ieelpo]

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[izslēgta melodijas atskaņošana]

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- Nē!

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- [kliedz]
- [raudāšana]

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- [vaimanas]

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♪ ♪

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- Ak?
- Ak.

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Es atvainojos, kundze.

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Es noņemšu jūsu personu
no šīs kakofonijas uzreiz.

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- Nē, nē, Regigild.
Paņem mani tuvāk.

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- [ievaid] Kā gribi.

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♪ ♪

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-Tu tur!

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Jā, tu!

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- Man ir atļauts spēlēt
mana klarnete šeit.

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Tas ir brīvs okeāns, jūs zināt.

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Es neapstājos!

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- Apstāties?

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Es par to nesapņotu.

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Tas ir pats interesantākais
un avangarda mūzika

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Esmu dzirdējis gadiem.

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Ak, tas ir cildens.

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Vai jums ir patrons?
Man vienkārši jābūt tavam.

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- Jā, jā, ļoti smieklīgi.

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Kas tas ir, viens no tiem
slēptās kameras TV palaidnības šovi?

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- Debesis, nē.

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Televīzija
ir zemākais mākslas veids.

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Regigilēts, maksā vīrietim.

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- Jūs nevarat nopirkt tikai dvēseli
no tāda neapstrādāta talanta kā es.

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[kases aparāta zvans noskan]

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Dāma, jūs tikko iegādājāties
pats esi mākslinieks.

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[optimāla mūzika]

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Sveiki, zaudētāji.

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- Sveiks, Squidward.

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- Kas par visu prieku,
Squidward kungs?

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– Tagad esmu algots mūziķis.

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- Tu?
Mūziķis? Apmaksāts?

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[smejas]

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- Smejies visu, ko vēlies,
bet tā ir taisnība.

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Man šī minimālā alga nav vajadzīga
cietums vairs.

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Es pametu.

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- [smejas]

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[fanfaru spēle, taures skaņas]

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[smejas]

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vai?

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[fanfara turpinās]

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[atskan signāltaure, riepas čīkst]

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- Oho!

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Squidward sapņi ir
beidzot piepildās.

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[fanfara turpinās]

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[riepas čīkst]

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- Laipni lūdzam jūsu jaunajās mājās,
Taustekļu kungs.

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[priekšmeti šķindo]

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- Ak, tas ir neticami.

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Bet kur tu esi
taisies dzīvot?

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- [ievaidās]
- [smejas] Savrupmāja ir mana.

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Jums ir tikai viena maza istaba.

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- [ieelpo] Ak, mans.

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Oho!
- [smejas]

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- Es nevaru sagaidīt, kad varēšu tevi parādīt

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maniem bagātajiem,
garšas draugi,

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tāpēc labāk raksti.

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- Jā, kundze, kundze.

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- Toodle-oo, tu ģēnijs, tu.

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[regal mūzika]

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- [dziļi ieelpo]

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[izslēgta melodijas atskaņošana]

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♪ ♪

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[optimāla orķestra mūzika]

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♪ ♪

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[pildspalvas skrāpēšana]

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♪ ♪

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[mirdzošs tonis,
eņģeļu dziedāšana]

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[izslēgta melodija turpinās]

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[optimāla orķestra mūzika]

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[kases aparāta zvans noskan]

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♪ ♪

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[smejas]

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[optimāla mūzika]

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♪ ♪

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[signalizē automašīnas signāltaure]

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♪ ♪

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No manis ceļa, peon.

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- Atvainojiet, mans kungs.

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- Oho, Squidward.

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Tas bija ļoti...
pārliecināts par tevi.

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- Jā.

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Būt māksliniekam prasa
ar mākslinieka temperamentu,

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tu bubulis.

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[norauj taustekļus]

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Kas tev tik ilgi prasīja?

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Tagad, tad es esmu tikai
šeit, lai jūs uzaicinātu

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gan uz manu lielo debijas koncertu.

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[dziļi ieelpo]
[klarnete čīkst]

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[dungrē klarnete]
- Huh?

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- Kļūsti par liecinieku manai atdzimšanai
uz grandiozākās skatuves

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bikini apakšā...

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ja vari dabūt brīvu laiku.
[smejas]

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- [rēc] Kaut kā,
viņš tagad ir vēl kaitinošāks

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nekā tad, kad viņš šeit strādāja.
[raga ragana]

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- Pagaidiet, Krabsa kungs.

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Squidward ir tikai būšana
neciešams, jo viņa sapņi

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piepildās.

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Mums jāiet un jāatbalsta viņš.
Mēs esam viņa draugi.

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- Nu, "draugi"
ir spēcīgs vārds, bet labi.

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[slaucoša mūzika]

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♪ ♪

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[durvis atveras]
- Čau, Squidward.

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Mēs ar Krabsa kungu tikai gribējām
novēlēt veiksmi

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pirms tavas lielās izrādes.

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- [izsmej] Veiksmi?
Neesiet stulbi.

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Es esmu lielākais mūziķis
kurš jebkad dzīvojis.

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Bagātie tā saka.

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– Ar naudu nevar strīdēties.
- Tagad ej un atrodi savas vietas.

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Es esmu pa vidu
no mana rituāla pirms izrādes,

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un es negribu
lai apniktu.

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- Eh.

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[neskaidra pļāpāšana]

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[gaviles un aplausi]

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- Labvakar, mūzikas mīļotāji.

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Tāpat kā es, esmu pārliecināts, ka jūs esat noguris
no tām pašām vecajām piezīmēm

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spēlēja tās pašas vecās metodes.

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Nu nebaidieties.

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Šovakar jūs beidzot
dzirdēt kaut ko jaunu.

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Šovakar es jums piedāvāju

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Misters Squidward Tentacles.

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[gaviles un aplausi]

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[fanfaras spēlē]

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- Aizmirsti savas kāzas.

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Aizmirsti par dzemdībām
no jūsu pirmā bērna.

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Tā tas būs

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lieliskākā nakts
no jūsu dzīves.

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[aplausi]

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visi:
Ak!

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- [dziļi ieelpo]

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[izslēgta melodijas atskaņošana]

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♪ ♪

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[visi sten]

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♪ ♪

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- [kliedz]

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♪ ♪

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[kliedz]

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- Ak, vai ne
žilbinoši, doktor?

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[elektrības sprakšķēšana]
Ak. [smejas]

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- Hmm.
Mm-hmm.

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Mm-hmm.
Jā.

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Atvainojiet, lēdija Upturna.

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Vai drīkstu...?

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- Protams, doktor Fišberg.

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[elektrības sprakšķēšana]

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- Lēdija Upturna, tur ir
medūza, kas bloķē tavas ausis.

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- Ak, dievs!

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Tas noteikti ir sanācis
iestrēdzis tur augšā manas pastaigas laikā

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caur Medūzu laukiem.

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[mūzika turpinās]

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- Ak. Vai tas ir kas
viņš tiešām izklausās?

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♪ ♪

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Šī mūzika ir šausmīga!

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- Patiešām.

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Medūza dūc
noteikti ir mainījis troksni

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lai jums būtu patīkamāk.

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- Ak!

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♪ ♪

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- [dziļi ieelpo]

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- Beidz to reketu!

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Izbeidz!

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- Kā tu uzdrošinājies pārtraukt m...

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– Man ir jāatzīst.

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[atsauksmju vaimanas]

228
00:10:23,758 --> 00:10:26,793
Medūza bija
aizsprosto manas ausis,

229
00:10:26,862 --> 00:10:30,586
tāpēc es nebiju īsti dzirdējis
šī krāpšanas mūzika.

230
00:10:30,655 --> 00:10:32,896
Un tagad, kad man ir,

231
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,620
Esmu apvainojies!

232
00:10:35,689 --> 00:10:36,931
- Čau!

233
00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:40,448
- Lai to kompensētu
neprātīgs sniegums,

234
00:10:40,551 --> 00:10:43,068
Es gribētu uzaicināt
jūs visi atgriezieties manās mājās

235
00:10:43,137 --> 00:10:45,275
baudīt īstu mūziku

236
00:10:45,379 --> 00:10:50,000
mans jaunākais mākslinieks,
Maestro Patriks Zvaigzne.

237
00:10:50,068 --> 00:10:51,241
- Ko?

238
00:10:51,275 --> 00:10:54,275
[gaviles un aplausi]

239
00:10:56,896 --> 00:10:59,862
[muzikāla meteorisms]

240
00:10:59,896 --> 00:11:02,413
♪

241
00:11:02,482 --> 00:11:04,586
- [kliedz, smejas]

242
00:11:04,655 --> 00:11:06,586
- Jā!

243
00:11:06,620 --> 00:11:08,965
♪

244
00:11:09,034 --> 00:11:11,000
[smiekli]

245
00:11:11,068 --> 00:11:14,482
♪ ♪

246
00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:17,137
- Huh? Uh...

247
00:11:17,241 --> 00:11:19,344
[vaid]

248
00:11:19,448 --> 00:11:22,620
[mierīga mūzika]

249
00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:24,103
Ak.

250
00:11:24,172 --> 00:11:26,586
- Čau! Ej, Squidward!
- Encore! Encore!

251
00:11:26,655 --> 00:11:28,310
- Mēs vēlamies vairāk!
- [svilpes]

252
00:11:28,413 --> 00:11:30,896
- Mēs vēlamies vairāk!
– Vai tu tiešām to domā?

253
00:11:30,965 --> 00:11:32,413
- Protams.

254
00:11:32,482 --> 00:11:34,517
Mums ir medūzas.

255
00:11:34,586 --> 00:11:35,965
- Huh.

256
00:11:36,068 --> 00:11:37,655
Es ņemšu, ko varēšu dabūt.

257
00:11:37,758 --> 00:11:39,241
[izslēgta melodijas atskaņošana]

258
00:11:39,310 --> 00:11:41,137
- Jā! Čau!
- Čū-ū!

259
00:11:41,172 --> 00:11:42,862
- Nāc, Squidward!

260
00:11:42,931 --> 00:11:45,931
[abi uzmundrina]

261
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,379
♪ ♪

262
00:11:50,413 --> 00:11:53,310
[spokoša mūzika]

263
00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:59,413
♪ ♪

264
00:11:59,482 --> 00:12:01,724
- Tas tikai šeit:
Jauni pierādījumi tam

265
00:12:01,793 --> 00:12:04,965
neidentificēti lidojoši objekti
slepeni ciemojušies

266
00:12:05,034 --> 00:12:06,896
Bikini apakšā gadiem ilgi.

267
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:10,103
Ģenerāli, kas ir
iespējams, ka šīs fotogrāfijas

268
00:12:10,172 --> 00:12:12,000
un video ir tikai mānīšana?

269
00:12:12,068 --> 00:12:16,620
- 99,99999%.

270
00:12:16,689 --> 00:12:18,379
-Te tev tas ir...

271
00:12:18,482 --> 00:12:23,241
pārliecinošs pierādījums tam
pastāv 0,00001% iespēja

272
00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:25,931
NLO ir īsti.

273
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:29,689
– Tas nozīmē, ka varētu būt
pierādījumi par NLO jebkur!

274
00:12:29,793 --> 00:12:33,517
- Iesim un meklēsim.

275
00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:35,275
- Lūk, citplanētietis.

276
00:12:35,344 --> 00:12:37,310
- Citplanētietis! Citplanētietis!

277
00:12:37,379 --> 00:12:39,344
[optimāla mūzika]

278
00:12:39,379 --> 00:12:40,965
- Hmm.
- Huh?

279
00:12:41,034 --> 00:12:43,896
[mumdēšana]

280
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,448
- Ak, vai?

281
00:12:45,517 --> 00:12:46,931
[Patriks smejas]

282
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,655
- [ievaid] Huh?

283
00:12:48,689 --> 00:12:50,034
[kliedz]

284
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:53,689
[ķiķina]

285
00:12:53,793 --> 00:12:55,896
- Ir nakts vidus!

286
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,413
Ko jūs divi idioti darāt?

287
00:12:58,482 --> 00:13:01,620
- Mēs atradām an
citplanētiešu labības aplis!

288
00:13:01,724 --> 00:13:03,931
- Tas ir tikai labības aplis
jo tu esi

289
00:13:03,965 --> 00:13:06,655
stopot manas begonijas!

290
00:13:06,724 --> 00:13:07,965
- Huh?

291
00:13:08,068 --> 00:13:08,931
- Labi.

292
00:13:09,034 --> 00:13:10,620
Jā, tie esam mēs.

293
00:13:10,689 --> 00:13:13,551
- Mēs esam medību laukums
citplanētieši un NLO.

294
00:13:13,620 --> 00:13:17,758
- Kosmosa citplanētieši un NLO
neeksistē.

295
00:13:17,827 --> 00:13:20,000
Ej gulēt!

296
00:13:22,586 --> 00:13:26,275
[smiekli]

297
00:13:26,379 --> 00:13:29,551
- [kurnēšana]

298
00:13:29,620 --> 00:13:31,310
Labi.

299
00:13:31,379 --> 00:13:33,620
Vai vēlaties redzēt kosmosa citplanētiešus?

300
00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:36,344
Es jums parādīšu kosmosa citplanētiešus.

301
00:13:36,413 --> 00:13:38,137
[baisa mūzika]

302
00:13:38,206 --> 00:13:40,793
- Tas varētu
noteikti esi NLO.

303
00:13:40,896 --> 00:13:43,034
♪ ♪

304
00:13:43,103 --> 00:13:44,241
- [iesaucas]

305
00:13:44,344 --> 00:13:46,551
Īsts NLO!

306
00:13:46,586 --> 00:13:48,000
abi: Pirmais kontakts!

307
00:13:48,068 --> 00:13:49,310
Pirmais kontakts!

308
00:13:49,379 --> 00:13:50,965
Pirmais kontakts!
- [smejas]

309
00:13:51,034 --> 00:13:53,413
[baisa mūzika]

310
00:13:53,448 --> 00:13:55,586
abi: Oho!

311
00:13:55,689 --> 00:13:57,034
- Starpgalaktikas.

312
00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:58,620
- Spacey.

313
00:13:58,724 --> 00:14:00,310
- Kosmisks.

314
00:14:01,827 --> 00:14:03,724
[ņurdēšana]

315
00:14:03,793 --> 00:14:07,482
♪ ♪

316
00:14:07,517 --> 00:14:11,862
- Mēs tikko sasitām
ar lidojošo šķīvīti!

317
00:14:11,931 --> 00:14:13,413
- Jā!
- Jā! Forši!

318
00:14:13,482 --> 00:14:14,827
- Forši! Jā!

319
00:14:14,862 --> 00:14:17,172
- [monotonā balsī]
Sveicināti, zemieši.

320
00:14:17,241 --> 00:14:20,068
- r-r-īsts kosmosa citplanētietis.

321
00:14:20,137 --> 00:14:21,931
Sveicināti, kungs.

322
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,379
- [smejas]

323
00:14:23,482 --> 00:14:25,896
Tas esmu es, jūs, folijas vītelīši.

324
00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:27,655
Tas viss biju es.

325
00:14:27,724 --> 00:14:31,206
Kosmosa citplanētieši neeksistē.

326
00:14:31,275 --> 00:14:32,724
Vai sapratāt?

327
00:14:32,793 --> 00:14:34,275
- Paldies, Squidward.

328
00:14:34,344 --> 00:14:38,068
Tagad mēs varam redzēt, kā
muļķīgi mēs tiešām bijām.

329
00:14:38,137 --> 00:14:39,310
es zinu.

330
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,241
Tā vietā spēlēsim supervaroņus.

331
00:14:41,310 --> 00:14:42,448
- Jā!

332
00:14:42,517 --> 00:14:45,413
Mēs vismaz zinām, ka tie ir īsti.

333
00:14:45,482 --> 00:14:47,344
[smejas]

334
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,344
- Idioti.

335
00:14:51,482 --> 00:14:53,724
[baisa mūzika]

336
00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:56,344
[kuģa dūkoņa]

337
00:14:56,448 --> 00:14:58,896
[pīkst]

338
00:14:58,965 --> 00:15:02,793
♪ ♪

339
00:15:02,862 --> 00:15:07,862
- Beidzot pierādījumi par mūsu
senie ūdens senči.

340
00:15:07,931 --> 00:15:10,241
- Mums jāpaņem artefakts
atpakaļ uz kuģi.

341
00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:11,413
Mēs būsim bagāti.

342
00:15:11,517 --> 00:15:12,551
Bagāts, es saku.

343
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:13,896
[smejas]

344
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,896
- Es teicu jums abiem,
kosmosa citplanētieši neeksistē.

345
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,965
Ej prom!

346
00:15:20,034 --> 00:15:21,586
- Ak, nē.

347
00:15:21,655 --> 00:15:25,034
Artefakts ir inficēts
ar parazītu.

348
00:15:25,068 --> 00:15:28,172
– Mums tas ir jāizskauž
pirms mūsu izbraukšanas.

349
00:15:28,241 --> 00:15:32,379
- Es tev saku,
tas vienmēr ir kaut kas.

350
00:15:32,413 --> 00:15:35,344
[klusi krākt]

351
00:15:35,413 --> 00:15:38,275
[saspringta mūzika]

352
00:15:38,344 --> 00:15:39,551
♪ ♪

353
00:15:39,586 --> 00:15:41,862
[var grabēt]

354
00:15:41,931 --> 00:15:43,068
- Huh?

355
00:15:43,172 --> 00:15:44,517
Kurš... kas tur ir?

356
00:15:44,586 --> 00:15:46,103
Ahh!

357
00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:48,310
[kliedz]

358
00:15:48,379 --> 00:15:51,517
- Ak! Ak! Ak! Ak!

359
00:15:51,586 --> 00:15:54,241
[izelpojot]
[čukst]

360
00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:57,241
- [čukstēšana]

361
00:15:57,344 --> 00:16:02,655
♪ ♪

362
00:16:02,758 --> 00:16:04,413
- [smejas]

363
00:16:04,482 --> 00:16:05,862
[rūc]

364
00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:07,103
- Ah-ha!

365
00:16:07,172 --> 00:16:08,344
[žāvētājs šņukst]

366
00:16:08,448 --> 00:16:09,655
- [kliedz]
- [stenēdami]

367
00:16:09,758 --> 00:16:10,689
- Mani caurumi!

368
00:16:10,758 --> 00:16:11,689
Mani caurumi!

369
00:16:11,758 --> 00:16:13,379
Ak, mani caurumi!

370
00:16:13,448 --> 00:16:15,517
[abi sten]

371
00:16:17,241 --> 00:16:19,931
- Paldies Neptūnam
Man ir savi lasītāji.

372
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,862
[baisa mūzika]

373
00:16:22,931 --> 00:16:24,517
♪ ♪

374
00:16:24,620 --> 00:16:27,172
Ir SpongeBob un Patrick
aizgājis dzeguze?

375
00:16:27,241 --> 00:16:28,896
[rūc]

376
00:16:30,068 --> 00:16:31,827
Tu!

377
00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:34,965
[kliedz]

378
00:16:35,068 --> 00:16:36,620
[rūc]

379
00:16:36,689 --> 00:16:39,793
Sūklis Bobs un Patriks,
novelc tās stulbās maskas!

380
00:16:39,827 --> 00:16:42,931
Es zinu, ka tas esi tu.

381
00:16:42,965 --> 00:16:44,379
- Izbeidz.

382
00:16:44,448 --> 00:16:45,724
Tu mani sāpini.

383
00:16:45,793 --> 00:16:47,344
- Mayday!
Mayday!

384
00:16:47,413 --> 00:16:48,655
Mums ir nepieciešams dublējums.

385
00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:50,551
- [stenēdami]

386
00:16:50,620 --> 00:16:51,965
[stikls plīst]

387
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,586
- [smejas]

388
00:16:54,655 --> 00:16:57,413
- Vai jūs abi
aizveries tur?

389
00:16:57,482 --> 00:17:00,862
Es mēģinu saprast jūsu galvu...

390
00:17:00,965 --> 00:17:01,931
izslēgts?

391
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,655
♪ ♪

392
00:17:03,724 --> 00:17:06,206
Tiem nimrodiem bija taisnība.

393
00:17:06,241 --> 00:17:08,137
Citplanētieši ir īsti!

394
00:17:08,206 --> 00:17:10,034
[kliedz]

395
00:17:10,103 --> 00:17:11,862
[čukstēšana]

396
00:17:11,896 --> 00:17:13,758
SpongeBob, ielaid mani!

397
00:17:13,827 --> 00:17:15,103
Tev bija taisnība!

398
00:17:15,172 --> 00:17:18,206
Pasaki Patrikam, ka tev bija taisnība!

399
00:17:18,275 --> 00:17:19,862
- Veiksmi.

400
00:17:19,931 --> 00:17:22,310
Kaitēklis ir evakuējies.

401
00:17:22,379 --> 00:17:24,448
- Ņemsim artefaktu
uz mūsu kuģi

402
00:17:24,517 --> 00:17:27,689
pirms tā šausmīgā smirdoņa
atgriežas.

403
00:17:27,724 --> 00:17:30,379
[kuģis pīkst]

404
00:17:30,448 --> 00:17:33,379
[baisa mūzika]

405
00:17:33,482 --> 00:17:35,551
♪ ♪

406
00:17:35,620 --> 00:17:37,379
[čukst]

407
00:17:37,482 --> 00:17:39,137
- [čukst]

408
00:17:39,206 --> 00:17:41,896
♪ ♪

409
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,448
[dārdoņa]

410
00:17:43,517 --> 00:17:45,206
- Nē! Pagaidiet! Pagaidiet!

411
00:17:45,310 --> 00:17:47,068
Pagaidi, gaidi, gaidi!

412
00:17:48,551 --> 00:17:50,103
[čukstēšana]

413
00:17:50,172 --> 00:17:53,103
[dramatiska mūzika]

414
00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:56,103
♪ ♪

415
00:17:56,172 --> 00:17:57,172
[elsas]

416
00:17:57,206 --> 00:17:58,241
[rūksti]

417
00:17:59,448 --> 00:18:01,379
Hmm.

418
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:05,137
- Tāpēc es saku, es parādīšu
tu traktora stars.

419
00:18:05,241 --> 00:18:07,827
[smiekli]

420
00:18:09,275 --> 00:18:11,931
- Labi,
kurš šeit ir atbildīgs?

421
00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:14,413
Es gribu runāt ar vadītāju.

422
00:18:14,482 --> 00:18:15,827
- Vadītājs?

423
00:18:15,896 --> 00:18:17,137
- [nopūšas]

424
00:18:17,206 --> 00:18:20,034
[monotonā balsī]
Aizved mani pie sava vadītāja.

425
00:18:20,103 --> 00:18:22,551
– Tas būtu mūsu uzraugs.

426
00:18:22,620 --> 00:18:24,241
Viņa birojs atrodas šajā gaitenī.

427
00:18:24,275 --> 00:18:25,862
Jūs vienkārši pagriezieties pa kreisi
tad tiesības.

428
00:18:25,931 --> 00:18:27,034
- Nerunā ar viņu.

429
00:18:27,103 --> 00:18:29,379
Viņš ir kaitēklis, ko mēs iznīdējām.

430
00:18:29,448 --> 00:18:33,241
- Izskatās pēc kāda
neveiksmīga izskaušanas klase.

431
00:18:33,310 --> 00:18:36,172
[smiekli]

432
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:37,241
- Pieslēdziet rāvējslēdzēju.

433
00:18:37,275 --> 00:18:38,793
Es pārspēju jūs abus.

434
00:18:38,896 --> 00:18:42,275
- Es gribu, lai tu noliec manu māju
atpakaļ tur, kur to atradāt.

435
00:18:42,310 --> 00:18:43,965
- Vai jūs varētu pakāpties uz priekšu?

436
00:18:44,068 --> 00:18:45,620
Man ir slikta dzirde.

437
00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:46,689
- Protams.

438
00:18:46,758 --> 00:18:48,241
Un vēl viena lieta.

439
00:18:48,310 --> 00:18:50,655
Kāda ir lielā ideja
nākt uz manu planētu

440
00:18:50,724 --> 00:18:53,344
un paņem manu māju
ārā no mana pagalma

441
00:18:53,413 --> 00:18:55,724
tikai tāpēc, ka izskatījās
patīk tava stulbā galva?

442
00:18:55,793 --> 00:18:57,344
[čīkstēšana]

443
00:18:57,413 --> 00:18:59,862
[klusināta kliegšana]

444
00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:02,827
- Runājoši kaitēkļi ir
sliktākais veids.

445
00:19:02,862 --> 00:19:04,172
Vai man ir taisnība?

446
00:19:04,206 --> 00:19:05,827
– Lai tā nebūtu
pilnīgs zaudējums,

447
00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:10,655
Es saku, ka mēs veicam dažus testus
un veiciet zondi.

448
00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:13,344
- Urrā!
Mēs veicam izmeklēšanu!

449
00:19:13,379 --> 00:19:15,586
visi: zonde! Zonde! Zonde!

450
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,344
Zonde! Zonde! Zonde!

451
00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:19,000
Zonde! Zonde!
- Zondē?

452
00:19:19,103 --> 00:19:21,000
- Zonde! Zonde! Zonde!

453
00:19:21,103 --> 00:19:22,172
Zonde! Zonde!

454
00:19:22,275 --> 00:19:24,103
[drausmīga mūzika]

455
00:19:24,172 --> 00:19:25,103
[čīkstēšana]

456
00:19:25,172 --> 00:19:26,275
- [rūkas]

457
00:19:26,344 --> 00:19:28,172
[mehāniskais zvans]

458
00:19:28,275 --> 00:19:30,206
[mehāniskā svilpe]

459
00:19:30,275 --> 00:19:31,655
- Rentgens.

460
00:19:32,965 --> 00:19:34,965
Neskatoties uz lielo galvaskausu,

461
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,068
smadzenes šķiet
zem vidējā izmēra.

462
00:19:37,137 --> 00:19:38,310
- Čau!

463
00:19:38,379 --> 00:19:40,172
[sirds pukst]

464
00:19:40,206 --> 00:19:41,827
- Augsts asinsspiediens.

465
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:45,000
Labāk skatīties uz šo temperamentu.

466
00:19:45,068 --> 00:19:47,000
Pagrieziet kaklu.

467
00:19:48,482 --> 00:19:51,068
[griežas]

468
00:19:51,137 --> 00:19:53,965
♪ ♪

469
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,758
Deguna šļūtene.

470
00:19:55,827 --> 00:19:57,448
- [rūkas]

471
00:19:57,517 --> 00:19:59,931
[gaisa dūkoņa]

472
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:04,275
♪ ♪

473
00:20:04,344 --> 00:20:06,827
Iespaidīga uzglabāšanas telpa.

474
00:20:06,862 --> 00:20:09,206
Tagad par jautro daļu.

475
00:20:09,310 --> 00:20:10,689
[čurkst, zvana]

476
00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:12,482
- [ieelpo]

477
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:13,793
- Ahh!

478
00:20:13,827 --> 00:20:15,241
[ņurdēšana]

479
00:20:15,310 --> 00:20:16,689
[pīkst]

480
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,448
- Brīvība!

481
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,862
- [raga skaņas]

482
00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:25,000
visi: Būda. Būda. Būda. Būda. Būda.

483
00:20:25,034 --> 00:20:26,655
Būda. Būda. Būda. Būda. Būda.

484
00:20:26,758 --> 00:20:28,862
- [čukstēšana]

485
00:20:28,965 --> 00:20:30,862
[čukst]

486
00:20:30,965 --> 00:20:33,379
[elsojot]

487
00:20:33,448 --> 00:20:34,620
vai?

488
00:20:34,689 --> 00:20:37,551
[baisa mūzika]

489
00:20:37,620 --> 00:20:44,137
♪ ♪

490
00:20:47,827 --> 00:20:49,137
[sirds pukstēšana]

491
00:20:49,241 --> 00:20:51,172
- Tēti.

492
00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:52,517
- [kliedz]

493
00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:55,862
[čukstēšana]

494
00:20:55,965 --> 00:20:57,344
vai?

495
00:21:07,413 --> 00:21:10,206
[dramatiska mūzika]

496
00:21:10,275 --> 00:21:12,724
[kliedz]

497
00:21:12,758 --> 00:21:14,931
♪

498
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,586
[čukst]

499
00:21:16,689 --> 00:21:17,689
Nē!

500
00:21:17,758 --> 00:21:19,413
Lūdzu, neizmeklējiet mani!

501
00:21:19,448 --> 00:21:22,034
[čurkst, zvana]

502
00:21:22,103 --> 00:21:25,758
♪ ♪

503
00:21:25,862 --> 00:21:27,068
vai?

504
00:21:27,137 --> 00:21:30,034
[savdabīga mūzika]

505
00:21:30,103 --> 00:21:33,310
♪ ♪

506
00:21:33,413 --> 00:21:35,655
- Šajā zondē,
Es tev pajautāšu

507
00:21:35,758 --> 00:21:38,931
mulsinoši jautājumi
par tavu bērnību.

508
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:43,517
- Nu, laikam man bija
grūtības iegūt draugus.

509
00:21:47,241 --> 00:21:50,103
- Tad, kad man bija trīs gadi,
Es teicu: "Māmiņ, es tev teicu,

510
00:21:50,206 --> 00:21:51,931
Man negaršo brūnaļģes sula."

511
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,448
Un viņa teica: "Nu, es nē
tāpat kā tevi sauc par Māmiņu."

512
00:21:54,551 --> 00:21:57,103
Un tad...
visi: Pietiek!

513
00:22:00,827 --> 00:22:02,448
[čukst]
[trikšņi]

514
00:22:02,517 --> 00:22:05,482
[optimāla mūzika]

515
00:22:05,551 --> 00:22:07,448
- Labi atbrīvojies, kaitēklis.

516
00:22:07,517 --> 00:22:10,206
Saglabājiet savu mēmo, veco artefaktu.

517
00:22:10,310 --> 00:22:13,206
- Un tu vari paturēt savu
arī māmiņu stāsti.

518
00:22:13,275 --> 00:22:14,586
Ak, jā!

519
00:22:14,655 --> 00:22:16,620
♪ ♪

520
00:22:16,689 --> 00:22:18,827
- Kalmārs, ja es
labāk nezināju,

521
00:22:18,862 --> 00:22:21,965
Es domāju, ka tā bija
īsts citplanētiešu kosmosa kuģis.

522
00:22:22,034 --> 00:22:24,586
- Bet mēs zinām labāk,
vai, Squidward?

523
00:22:24,655 --> 00:22:26,482
- Es kļūdījos, labi?

524
00:22:26,551 --> 00:22:28,310
Citplanētieši ir īsti!

525
00:22:28,379 --> 00:22:31,137
Es biju uz viņu kuģa, un es biju
stāstot viņiem par savu māti,

526
00:22:31,172 --> 00:22:32,551
un--un--un--un--

527
00:22:32,620 --> 00:22:34,172
- Mēs to sapratām, Squidward.

528
00:22:34,206 --> 00:22:36,862
- Citplanētieši neeksistē!

529
00:22:36,931 --> 00:22:38,310
- Bet tie pastāv.

530
00:22:38,413 --> 00:22:39,586
[rūksti]

531
00:22:39,655 --> 00:22:41,896
[nopūšas] Protams.